From the Sublime to the Ridiculous

According to the whiteboard on the refrigerator, here's the groceries we need:

The "I've Been Baking" Group:
margarine
molasses
cinnamon
raisins
cardamom

The "Household Staples" Group:
onions
grapes
apples
milk
bread

The "I'm Ashamed to Admit We Buy this Stuff" Group:
chicken nuggets (after-school snacks for Middle Sister, who runs track and eats anything not nailed down when she gets home)
onion dip (to go with the three-pound TIN of chips my neighbor gave us)
peanut butter crackers
macaroni & cheese (not even the Blue Box--my kids like the store brand variety better!)

I will note that with the exception of the mac & cheese, my KIDS wrote down all the other things from that last group.

What's on YOUR list?